You might get something out of this site if:

You think an awesome experience is something everyone else always has
You think adventure is looking at the ladies dainties in the Sears Catalog :)
You've got more cousins than Carters' got little pills
You find people are always telling you that you're definitely the most interesting person they've ever met
You don't like high stress jobs. Like when your husband tells you that you've got to the mow the lawn TWICE this year.

If the idea of that kind of life gets you down
Just wait until you discover what living life on the road is really like.


"Always follow own life plan, otherwise GPS lead you to dead end!"
--The Great Kiva

There are lots of buttons and links here, some might go somewhere, most probably don't. Even I, smart as I am :) ain't got'em all figured out yet. But like some feller said, "It ain't the destination, it's how many times you got to repair the brakes during the journey, otherwise you might not be able to stop when you get to where you didn't know you were going."

Don't worry about what this website costs. You get the RV Dreamers bug you'll learn right quick you'll need to keep every penny you got. :) But if your a real smart feller and come up with a way of gettin' people to send you money so you can live it up, keep it to yourself. Cause if someone else does it, it might chip away at your good fortune.

Oh, one last thing, if you just got to support something, Support Our Troops, they're keeping our country safe so we can live this life.

This website is dedicated to my grandpap who always said, "Boy, you got a knack for doing the dumbest things." And how could I forget my city feller cousin (the one whose name I never learned) and his cute wife :):), who gave Nilda and me the RV Dreamers bug when they told us about the Great Kiva on the day they got lost.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

RV Blog Review Cheat Sheet

Nilda - Here are that cheet sheet i rote up so i could look like i knowed what i are a doin' when i right them Rv blog reviews fer my reeders. Wuld ya look it over and give me yer thinkings on it? I.M. in way over myownselfs head hear and need yer help. If'n ya has red any of them folks blogs ya knows that comin' up with somethin' good to say are almost immpossibles. After yer a dun reedin' it and make yer comments, sent it back to me. Whatever you do, don't send it back using this link, remember, what ever you do, don't click on this link here like thi

Title of the RV Blog

Review paragraph 1
Include the following: Name of the RV blog. Name of the person tried to write it. Type of blog: boring everyday things; eating and drinking; travel to boring places; no photos; all photos; out of focus photos, Tone of post: glad, sad, bad.

Review paragraph 2
Write a brief overall summary of the blog. Do not reveal how bad it reelly are. Check the movie review word list you copied if you need some interesting words to make it sound like you what you are doing. Discuss at least 2 things they wrote about to make it look like you actually reeded it even if it put you to sleep.

Review paragraph 3
Discuss one specific days post. It will be hard but try to find something worth writing about. Be sure that you are specific and cite examples so they think you red it. If it are reelly borin' like most blogs is, make somethin' up. Them reeders won't know the difference.

Review paragraph 4
Discuss some other aspect of the blog. If possible, find something that are good about. If not, just say somethin' that are actually bad, are good, and hope they don't know the difference, and if'n they is a followering RV Dreamers:):):) they won't.

Review conclusionings
Give your overall reaction to the blog as well as your opinion on the quality of the style and writing. Include your recommendation that potential reeders should reed RV Dreamers:):):) if they want to read somethin' that ain't garbage.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

What a RV Dreamers:):):) RV Blog Review Get You

The followering are a list of some of the things that havin’ yer RV Blog reviewed by I.M. might do to you, and how you will benefit.

  • Write grate blog post titles
  • Improve yer worldwide audience
  • Get more Russian comments
  • Why less are more in blog photos
  • Get yer reeders to read yer blog after lookin’ at them photos
  • Make yer blog look like something the dog didn’t drag in
  • Create content that informs, educates and inspires
  • Learn how to use fancy words in yer blog fool yer reeders
  • Learn what, if anything, works in yer blog
  • Discover if there are any hope fer yer blog

And most important of all:

  • See yer blog through a set of expert eyes

What you get :

  1. What I.M. are thinkin’ of yer blog
  2. Friendly, courteous helpful suggestions to improve your blog
  3. A review of all the stupid things y’all did a designin’ and writin’ yer blog

I.M. are now accepting requests fer folks to have their blog reviewed. I.M. also figurin’ that most folks ain’t exactly salivatin’ at havin’ I.M. act like that high school biology teacher they had, and slice that blog up like some smelly frog a pinned to a piece of cardboard. In that case I.M. will be selectioning blogs at ramdom from them nearly 300 he has got on his list. Or maybe I.M. will be taken a suggestion that were given to him to start with them folks that are his followers since after a reedin’ I.M. fer as long as they has, they should know better than to write the way they do.

Monday, March 18, 2013

RV Dreamers:):):) RV Blog Review: What to Expect

Now that I.M. has sprung the latest service provided by the leading blog in the the RV mobile, mobile home world, I.M. is thinkin’ y’all just might be a bit skeptical of what it really are. Of I’M. credentials to do this there can be no question, at least by them that normally gets confusioned by I.M.’s writings. But what about them that might be new to this whole concept, RV or blog?

I.M. could puts up a lot of things that folks has said about him, but that would only serve to confusion them folks that don’t know that what they don’t know has been unknowed to the unknowin’ by I.M. fer many months. With that out of the away and the knowin’ and the unknowin’ now hungerin’ fer information, let I.M. proceed to tell y’all what usin’ this her service will do fer you.

Most of y’all put a lot of effort into yer blogs, even though it don’t show, and are tryin’ to get folks to reed it. Problem are it takes a long time to build up yer reedership and blog quality to the level I.M. had the day I.M. started writin’ which are why he are so well positioned to help y’all. It are all about results and I.M. her to git y’all resultS with a capital R.

With the unbelievable expertise that I.M. brings to bare on yer RV blog, a RV Dreamers:):):) RV Blog Review will mean others will find you on the web, even it ain’t what you want, You will be attracting reeders like a dead skunk attracts flies, plus the whole world will soon be a knowin’ all them dumb things you are doing, or will be doin’ on the rode the the fulltime RV mobile, mobile home lifestye.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

The RV Dreamers:):): RV Blog Review Service

Are your RV Blog not getting’ reed? Are you doin’ all the writin’, but ain’t no one doin’ any reedin’? Do yer Ad sense result in ads but not cents? Look no further. Get reeders fer yer blog the EZ, I.M. way.

Announcin’ the brand new, never before knowed about, RV Dreamers :):):) Blog Squad, I.M., the feller that “Can Fix Your RV Blog”, which are the motto of this here harebrained idea.

Now I.M. would like to say that I.M. has gots lots of requests from bloggers to check out their blog and give them pointers as to how they could have a blog as grate and ununderstandable’ as I.M. has created. Unfortunately, to say that wouldn’t not be the truth, and I.M. were raised to say the truth, but it are what I.M. are a hopin’ will happen with this new never afore conceited service he are a offerin’.

As much as them other fellers a makin’ money off a helpin’ the fulltime RV folks would like fer charge folks fer every request for a RV blog review, I.M don’t got time to try and get folks to pay if’n I.M. has got to spend all his a given thoughtful analysis and providin’ feedback that's articulate, useful and accurate in the way only I.M. can provide. :)

With there bein’ only so may hours in the day that I.m. can devotion to help y’all make yer blog have the same high quality of writin that I.M. has in hisownselfs blog, yer gonna need to get yer request in right quick. Now if’n I.M. were like them other fellers he’d be tellin’ ya to do it now or ya might have to wait, but knowin’ how many comments I.M normally gits, that ain’t a gonna be problem, so take yer time and in fact, I.M. may git to you afore y’all git to him.