You might get something out of this site if:

You think an awesome experience is something everyone else always has
You think adventure is looking at the ladies dainties in the Sears Catalog :)
You've got more cousins than Carters' got little pills
You find people are always telling you that you're definitely the most interesting person they've ever met
You don't like high stress jobs. Like when your husband tells you that you've got to the mow the lawn TWICE this year.

If the idea of that kind of life gets you down
Just wait until you discover what living life on the road is really like.

 

"Always follow own life plan, otherwise GPS lead you to dead end!"
--The Great Kiva

There are lots of buttons and links here, some might go somewhere, most probably don't. Even I, smart as I am :) ain't got'em all figured out yet. But like some feller said, "It ain't the destination, it's how many times you got to repair the brakes during the journey, otherwise you might not be able to stop when you get to where you didn't know you were going."

Don't worry about what this website costs. You get the RV Dreamers bug you'll learn right quick you'll need to keep every penny you got. :) But if your a real smart feller and come up with a way of gettin' people to send you money so you can live it up, keep it to yourself. Cause if someone else does it, it might chip away at your good fortune.

Oh, one last thing, if you just got to support something, Support Our Troops, they're keeping our country safe so we can live this life.

This website is dedicated to my grandpap who always said, "Boy, you got a knack for doing the dumbest things." And how could I forget my city feller cousin (the one whose name I never learned) and his cute wife :):), who gave Nilda and me the RV Dreamers bug when they told us about the Great Kiva on the day they got lost.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

RV Blog Review Cheat Sheet

Nilda - Here are that cheet sheet i rote up so i could look like i knowed what i are a doin' when i right them Rv blog reviews fer my reeders. Wuld ya look it over and give me yer thinkings on it? I.M. in way over myownselfs head hear and need yer help. If'n ya has red any of them folks blogs ya knows that comin' up with somethin' good to say are almost immpossibles. After yer a dun reedin' it and make yer comments, sent it back to me. Whatever you do, don't send it back using this link, remember, what ever you do, don't click on this link here like thi

Title of the RV Blog

Review paragraph 1
Include the following: Name of the RV blog. Name of the person tried to write it. Type of blog: boring everyday things; eating and drinking; travel to boring places; no photos; all photos; out of focus photos, Tone of post: glad, sad, bad.

Review paragraph 2
Write a brief overall summary of the blog. Do not reveal how bad it reelly are. Check the movie review word list you copied if you need some interesting words to make it sound like you what you are doing. Discuss at least 2 things they wrote about to make it look like you actually reeded it even if it put you to sleep.

Review paragraph 3
Discuss one specific days post. It will be hard but try to find something worth writing about. Be sure that you are specific and cite examples so they think you red it. If it are reelly borin' like most blogs is, make somethin' up. Them reeders won't know the difference.

Review paragraph 4
Discuss some other aspect of the blog. If possible, find something that are good about. If not, just say somethin' that are actually bad, are good, and hope they don't know the difference, and if'n they is a followering RV Dreamers:):):) they won't.

Review conclusionings
Give your overall reaction to the blog as well as your opinion on the quality of the style and writing. Include your recommendation that potential reeders should reed RV Dreamers:):):) if they want to read somethin' that ain't garbage.

Posted by I.M. Vayne at 11:00 PM

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