What Kind of Full Time RV’er are You? Part II

Now I figure there are a lot of you folks out there that totally understand what all them words and phrases mean, but this here suppository is bein’ writ' for them that’s not very familiarity with what them things mean, leavin’ it for someone like I.M. who has such a ponderous way with words, to help ‘em find their way through that jumble. With that in mind, lets get out that telescope and take a much closer and more magnificent look at someof them folks, startin' with the wanna bee.

Talkin' to the uniformed, a wanna bee are a buzzin’ around proclaimin’ to anyone that will listen that they wants to be one of them full timers some day. But them folks ain't just full of hot air, but has many of the triats of the worker bee. So just how are a gonna bee, more like a worker bee? Maily cause it are a making a beeline for the full time way of livin, a sellin’ things right and left while a droolin’ over them mobile, mobile homes.

On the other hand, the joinin’ ya’s has already sold off or give away all their worldly processions, and are in the process of takin’ delivery of one of them mobile, mobile homes that a shiny shoe'd salesman connived them into believin’ that it were exactly what all the folks a doin the same thing as them were a buyin’, even though it was a sittin’ on his lot collectin’ dust for a couple of years.

So’s I.M. don’t overwhelms the empty headed minds of the folks this in-depth discussion are endangerin’, I.M. well be given yer over worked brain a nights rest and will be publicating more on this subject tomorrow. I.M. knowing yer probably so anxious to reed it you won’t be able to sleep, but that are just the way the tire goes flat. :)