The last time Nilda come back from her weekly beauty parlor trip, I.M. admittin’ to notating that something were a slight bit different with her. Nilda has always took great pride in her hair, and it were just as pertty as it always was, a framin’ her face and all. Sometime I.M. has gots to tell you how Nilda’s hair figured in I.M. noticing Nilda fer the first time, but that are getting’ off this here subject. That are also a remindering me to see if’n I.M. can find a picture of me and Nilda to show all you reeders just what we are lookin’ like.
One of my reeders has asked I.M. to do an interview, something he has been puttin’ off to the point of not bein’ able to put it off no longer, so he may provide a picture along with that transcription of the interview. The problem with a doin’ something like that are that, what I.M. are, is who I am. And it are really hard to deluge my secerts onto the world. But maybe it are finally time fer it all to come out, and that are what are really interestin’ about my followers. I gits lost and they’s no where to be seen. But fer bein’ so incapable of followering a road, they is awefully good at writin’ and picture takin’. Some folks gots lots of followers, I.M. has got fewer followers, but them are quality followers, the ones with grey matter where gray matter outta be, hopin’ animal heads gots grey matter of course, else I.M. gots to leave one out.
Ain’t it funny how one minute I.M. can be talkin’ bout Nilda and the next bout some animal head. Hope there ain’t no connection there. So back to where I.M. were, which were lookin’ at Nilda and not a seein’ the exact Nilda I.M. were rememberin’ seein’ when she left for the beauty palor, but not knowin’ what the difference were. That were when out popped the questionable question which I.M. immediately regretted, You look different Nilda, what did you do to yerownself? It weren’t long after askin’ that, before I.M. learned that Nilda’s vocaulary has some words that I.M. sure never knowed that Nilda knowed. And he sure knowed he hadn’t never heard them from her, even if’n she were repeating what someonebody else probably said.