Now there a couple of things about this here revival that I.M. needin’ to clarification fer y’all. First it should be notationed that all these here dispatches that I.M. has been receivin’ from Lem, which has been greatly editored to make them readable, had been received some time in the past and there were far more of them than I.M. has been able to post. It are hoped that sometime in the not so far and distance future, like tomorrow for example, I.M. will be able to post more on what took place at that shindig they were a havin’.
The second thing were what that revival as I.M. were a callin’ it really were. As it turns out, when Lem went to some of them there seminaries they was a havin’, and about which there has gots to be more written in the future as you will not believe what they were a talkin’ about in them, it turns out that it weren’t no revival, it were a rally, and so a rally are what I.M. will be referencing it as in the future.
As far as what were said at them seminaries, it weren’t nothin’ that any normal folks wouldn’t know by their ownselves either with a little experiences, by asking anyone else at a camperground, or by doin’ a little readin’ them ownselves. The key to them seminaries is to get people to pay you to say them things to them, which are where the real ability comes in. All of which has got I.M. a thinkin’ that with this bein’ such an easy way to be makin’ so money, maybe me and Nilda should be a lookin’ into havin’ our own rally sometime later this year.
I.M. will be investergating the possibilities of this, and seekin’ out those that are a doin’ it and reportin’ to y’all about it. Maybe each of us can have our oueselves a rally and make a bunch of money off them that don’t know they know more than they think they know. Anyways, as I.M. understands it from Lem, it ain’t what they say at them seminaries, it are all the fun them folks have being there with a bunch of other no nothings that are the real reason they go to these rally things. That would sure make it easy fer me and Nilda to have one of these things as we know nothing a whole lot better than most folks know nothing, and I.M. ain’t afraid to say it unlike them other folks that put on them rallies and pretend to know something but since the folks attendin’ don’t know they don’t know nothing since they themownselfs don’t know nothin’, it are okay that there are nothin’ to know at these things.
As Lem said, them folks attending these here rallies are genuine good folks, and the folks a puttin’ them on are a tryin’ their best to make sure everyone has a good time so’s they will attend the next one to make more money fer them that’s puttin’ it on. With all this in mind and after hearin’ that one of them seminaries talked about what toilet paper y’all should be usin’ and another were about what TV to stare at when it are rainin’, I knows I.M. could put one of them things on just as good or even better. After all, the answer to which TV are one that works when plugged in. And as far as toilet paper, I.M. learned early in life that them glossy catalogs don’t wipe worth a crap, so that takes care of the that. That are all fer today, but if I.M. has time to editor Lem’s last post, I.M. will give y’all a wrap-up, or maybe it will be a wipe-up, of the that there rally tomorrow.
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In the future ???
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