Now just the other day I started to tell that story about the city feller that rented that boat from Billy Bob’s Boat and Bait, but somewhere along the line I got interrupted and and never did get a chance to relate the rest of the story. I tried to find the feller that told it to us that night, but it appears he had moved on, so I’ll have to trust my memory to get all the details right.
As I recollect, I left off with the Super Sea Scuttle resting on the bottom of the bay, and that city fellar wanting to know where it was at, calling it the Super Sea Seasick. That’s when, if I remember correctly, Dumber did something that indicated he and Dumb just might have been switched at birth, unbeknownst to anyone.
Cause what Dumber does is to show mister city feller a real genuine Super Sea Skipper, the boat the feller actually wanted yesterday, but due to him dealing with them two boys, he had no idea that what he thought he wasn’t getting but got was what he thought he was getting but wasn’t. Least ways I think that’s what the feller tellin’ the story said. Then just to sweeten the deal, Dumber quotes him the rental price he should have been quoted yesterday if he had been showed the boat he actually asked for, which was half what Dumb had quoted him.
That city feller drove that boat off with a big smile on his face, a figuring he got a great deal, out smarting them two crackers, since he got a better boat at half the price. He must have been gloatin’ to much, because he comes back in about an hour, his wife along with him, and her not a lookin’ too pleased at all.
Seems like he didn’t have a clue as how to adjust the bimini cover, whatever that is, and she was apparently not a woman that wanted to sit out in the sun all day. By this time Dumber had left for his mid-morning break, and it was Dumb that was there when the fellar smashed into the dock. Weren’t no real damage done, though the fellar heard from somebody standing nearby that the boat lady darn near got throwed in the water what with the sudden stop and all. That feller standing there says she just keeps a smiling but beneath the surface there was a volcano a boilin’.
You might get something out of this site if:
You think an awesome experience is something everyone else always has
You think adventure is looking at the ladies dainties in the Sears Catalog :)
You've got more cousins than Carters' got little pills
You find people are always telling you that you're definitely the most interesting person they've ever met
You don't like high stress jobs. Like when your husband tells you that you've got to the mow the lawn TWICE this year.
Just wait until you discover what living life on the road is really like.
--The Great Kiva
There are lots of buttons and links here, some might go somewhere, most probably don't. Even I, smart as I am :) ain't got'em all figured out yet. But like some feller said, "It ain't the destination, it's how many times you got to repair the brakes during the journey, otherwise you might not be able to stop when you get to where you didn't know you were going."
Don't worry about what this website costs. You get the RV Dreamers bug you'll learn right quick you'll need to keep every penny you got. :) But if your a real smart feller and come up with a way of gettin' people to send you money so you can live it up, keep it to yourself. Cause if someone else does it, it might chip away at your good fortune.
Oh, one last thing, if you just got to support something, Support Our Troops, they're keeping our country safe so we can live this life.
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